Not all Yankees! A list of acceptable Yankees

Anyways, maybe we (particularly me) have been a bit hard on the yanks over the past couple of weeks. Not all Yankees are vile and disgusting. Here’s my list of acceptable Yankee provinces:

• Minnesota. Basically a small version of Ontario minus the plague that is Toronto (I would know, I live in Toronto)
• Colorado. Basically a mini Alberta
• Maine. We should reunite Acadia.
• Alaska. Should be annexed by The Yukon
• Vermont. They’re friendly enough, and the skiing is good. Also they make maple syrup. Also Bernie Sanders is from there.
• Washington. AKA south BC.

If you’re a Yankee from these provinces, you’re welcome here. Otherwise go take a walk in the snow!